i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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