we're chasing vodka with high fives
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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