I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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