Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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