Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Randomize
