She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
sex in a hospital.. check
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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