I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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