i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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