dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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