He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
as a side note pls kill me
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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