whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I look better un-naked...
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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