i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize
