I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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