I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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