a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Princesses don't give blow jobs
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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