I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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