I feel like I'm in dance class right now
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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