Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Randomize
