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Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
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