You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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