I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
