I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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