i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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