Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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