I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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