I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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