The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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