I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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