If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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