Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize