the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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