im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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