Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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