Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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