When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
