he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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