No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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