The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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