Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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