its not stalking. its research.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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