I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
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