My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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