Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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