I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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