Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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