I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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