I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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