my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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