i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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