Buhtt sex?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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