When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
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What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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