Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
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