there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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