the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
