I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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