worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
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