They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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