Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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