butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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