Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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